Faith Jokester Gifts

"I got a real tough penance from the priest. He told me to do a decade of the rosary. The good news is I only have one more year to go."

"If atheists don't repent, you'll burn in hell!"

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

"You call this a constitution?"

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

Pope tarts.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Sermon Applause.

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

'Nice try, but Disneyland isn't a foreign mission.'

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Priest with the Pet Devil.

A woman in prayer

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

"You think it's tough down there?"

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

"This is a beta test, right?"

'To be honest I only became a vicar to get my children into the C of E school.'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

Holy Guacamole.