Faith Trickster Mugs

Propping up a profits chart.

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

Snowman Magic

'We were just testing our faith.'

'I hope you have come here to give us a taste of religion.'

Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.

'That's for not taking an interest in archery!'

Santas Pulling the Sleigh

'I'm beginning to think our flock has discovered the grass is greener the other side of the fence...'

"Next year Jimmy gets a sweater for Christmas."

"So. . . how long have you been vaping?"

"A million prayers a day with not a single self-addressed stamped envelope. And they wonder why there's never an answer."

'The Prisoners' Aid Society's Lucky Dip seems to be a ,er-runaway success, Sir!!'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'You see Tommy, 1 kg of Iron is not always equal to 1 kg of feathers...'

'Once, just once, I'd like to use dribble glasses for communion. How about you?'

'I've left Santa out a little something.'

'Oi! It's no smoking in here.'

"Wow, you just grabbed any old belief system that came down the pike didn't you?"

'Bill the hypnotist may have lost the trial, but he still had a few tricks up his sleeve.'

Yo yo.

'Jesus forgave you because he had to.'

If God is your co-pilot, let him drive!

Rabbit jumps out of back pet door of magician's hat