Faith Funster Mugs

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"The amendments are coming next week!"

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

'If the Lord had wanted us to use the metric system, there would have been ten apostles!'

'Congratulations Mrs Marrow, it's a courgette.'

"...And for anyone who forgot to bring something for the collection..."

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'Did you know that turkeys and dinosaurs are closely related? Meet my cousin, Lenny!'

"You spoil that boy."

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

'Mom never said she was a clown!'

'Okay Dad, time to unwind.'

"It's the appendix to the Ten Commandments: The Ten Ultimatums."

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

Naughty kids watching TV and telling their slack dad to go back to his kennel.

'Just because Buster got a tattoo doesn't mean that you have to!'

'If there are any current employees traveling with children or siblings or cousins or nephews or...'