Faith Fiddler Gifts

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Violin family at Christmas

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

'Confusionism'

"Ey, Zoltan! Come in and fiddle around in here tonight."

Soren Kierkegaard

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

Ceilidh Minogue.

'Do you smell something burning?'

'Oh, I believe in God -- I just think that he's overrated.'

"Hey, no problem!"

Happy Birthday to an amazing Violinist

Doug Kershaw

Quartet of mermaids

Progressions.

"Relax - we're blessings in disguise."

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

Peter pranks the other Apostles...

"Bless me, Father, for I have wind."

"A million prayers a day with not a single self-addressed stamped envelope. And they wonder why there's never an answer."

Spinning Violinist

I love my violin

'It was your request for a more complicated tax form that raised the red flag.'

Bumper Stickers: 'God is my co-pilot', 'My co-pilot has a map'

The Mother Goose Report. Nursery Rhyme Weather Channel. Rhymeville. High Diddle Diddle. Low Diddle Diddle. And with this "high" moving in, you can expect weird things like a cat with a fiddle and a cow jumping over the moon.

"Play around with these figures, Harry. I've given you the total I want them to add up to."

'I think we're about to make a forced landing.'

Old fiddles play the sweetest tunes!

"Oops...nothing but IOUs I never paid back!"

'I think I prefer the fiddler's three.'

'Look, the great being is taking Gunther to heaven.'

Scotsman playing the fiddle.