Faith Fiddler Pillows

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Violin family at Christmas

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

'Confusionism'

"Ey, Zoltan! Come in and fiddle around in here tonight."

Soren Kierkegaard

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

Ceilidh Minogue.

'Do you smell something burning?'

'Oh, I believe in God -- I just think that he's overrated.'

"Hey, no problem!"

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

"Relax - we're blessings in disguise."

Happy Birthday to an amazing Violinist

Progressions.

Quartet of mermaids

'It was your request for a more complicated tax form that raised the red flag.'

"A million prayers a day with not a single self-addressed stamped envelope. And they wonder why there's never an answer."

Spinning Violinist

Bumper Stickers: 'God is my co-pilot', 'My co-pilot has a map'

I love my violin

"Play around with these figures, Harry. I've given you the total I want them to add up to."

'I think we're about to make a forced landing.'

Old fiddles play the sweetest tunes!

'Look, the great being is taking Gunther to heaven.'

'I think I prefer the fiddler's three.'

Scotsman playing the fiddle.

"Oops...nothing but IOUs I never paid back!"