Faithful Fiddler Pillows

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

Violin family at Christmas

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

The Stomach Dance - inc. figure reminiscent of the Bon-Mots grotesques

"The amendments are coming next week!"

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"...And for anyone who forgot to bring something for the collection..."

"Ey, Zoltan! Come in and fiddle around in here tonight."

'If the Lord had wanted us to use the metric system, there would have been ten apostles!'

Men's Prayer Group.

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

"It's the appendix to the Ten Commandments: The Ten Ultimatums."

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

Ceilidh Minogue.

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

Violin Playing Snowman.

'Do you smell something burning?'

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

'Your prayer is important to us. Please stay on your knees for the next available God.'

Happy Birthday to an amazing Violinist

'...And the meek shall receive a huge bailout!'

Church: Built by Guilt.

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

'Very very uplifting this morning, Reverend!'

Violinist on Skates

"Your prayers may be recorded for quality and training purposes and will be answered by the next available deity."

'Your prayers may be monitored for quality assurance.'