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“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

Violin family at Christmas

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

The Stomach Dance - inc. figure reminiscent of the Bon-Mots grotesques

"The amendments are coming next week!"

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

'If the Lord had wanted us to use the metric system, there would have been ten apostles!'

"...And for anyone who forgot to bring something for the collection..."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Men's Prayer Group.

"Ey, Zoltan! Come in and fiddle around in here tonight."

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

"It's the appendix to the Ten Commandments: The Ten Ultimatums."

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

Ceilidh Minogue.

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

Violin Playing Snowman.

'Do you smell something burning?'

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

'Your prayer is important to us. Please stay on your knees for the next available God.'

'...And the meek shall receive a huge bailout!'

Happy Birthday to an amazing Violinist

Church: Built by Guilt.

Violinist on Skates

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

'Very very uplifting this morning, Reverend!'

Doug Kershaw

"Your prayers may be recorded for quality and training purposes and will be answered by the next available deity."