Faith Trailblazers Gifts

William Booth

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'I'm an atheist!'

Father

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Nun Binning the Devil

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'To be honest, it's a bit hard to swallow.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

Holy Bible

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

Saying Grace.

Chill Out Worshippers!

Church Restoration Fund.

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

'Look at all of God's children. Then again, they might be just thousands of tiny, little circles.'