Political Trailblazers Gifts

The 2012 campaign trail runs through these troubled areas.

Political convention

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

Desk sign: 'Brown-nose'.

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

David Bellamy

Running for Congress

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Taking Back The Government.

"We wish we could drink the water."

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

Start up

'Well, at least he's an honest politician.'

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

Margaret Cavendish

'The Senator's afraid he's irked his base. I don't know if he needs political advice or medical attention.'

Vote Smith. That guy is a perpetual candidate - He's always running for something. He has a "promising" career!

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

Election UK Leaders' Big Debate.

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

"Why would anyone question her abilities..."

'I still love you, Harold, but I'm moving to another state and running for the Senate.'

"Good news-- people are no longer calling your campaign quixotic."

Obama TV Commercial

Election Celebration: '...we're celebrating the end of the 2012 political campaigns.'

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

Politician with lots of address books

"It's a seasonal thing....Like the first gritters of the winter and the first cuckoo of spring!"

"He's the most powerful man in the senate."

"What factors influenced your decision to use this particular exit?"

'I didn't care much for the first ACA, but I'd like to suggest a second ACA. The 'Affordable Congressman Act.''

"Okay, we all know how this is done. There are 4 of you and only 3 regional manager openings. Margaret - start the music."

'Make Them Paisley!'

"I know you're angry at me - I'm angry at me, too!"

'Psst, Senator, not that one -- that's your HIDDEN agenda!'