Business Trailblazers Gifts

Quite the entrepreneur...

'Oh, c'mon, it'll be fun! Let's all go down and get tattooed and pierced!'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

The Corporate Trust: 'Since we have an agreement of transparency with the feds, I don't need to remind all of you that this meeting never happened.'

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

Female business.

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

'The firm is downsizing, Oglethorpe -- tell everybody to scrunch up.'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

...Shares can go up as well as down.

Start up

Your start-up team

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"We've set up a trap. . . I mean, track, for female hires to get to the top."

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

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'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

'YESTERDAY was tie down, sleeves up...today is tie up, sleeves down!'

Margaret Cavendish

Myanmar Business Policy

"Hard work got me to where I am today and yours will help ensure I stay there."

'You can take down your little sign, Marlene, we're switching over to computers on Monday.'

"The market was doing so well I decided not to hibernate this year."

'Face it, you've changed. The man I married would never subject his family to an annual cost-benefit analysis.'

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

"We're throwing out the old rules."

"I stole a smart car and it took me straight to the police department."

Trade School. Going to trade school after our real estate business collapsed was a good idea! These days it's all about "vocation, vocation, vocation"!