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Quite the entrepreneur...

'Oh, c'mon, it'll be fun! Let's all go down and get tattooed and pierced!'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

The Corporate Trust: 'Since we have an agreement of transparency with the feds, I don't need to remind all of you that this meeting never happened.'

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

Female business.

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'The firm is downsizing, Oglethorpe -- tell everybody to scrunch up.'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

...Shares can go up as well as down.

Your start-up team

"We've set up a trap. . . I mean, track, for female hires to get to the top."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

Start up

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

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'YESTERDAY was tie down, sleeves up...today is tie up, sleeves down!'

Margaret Cavendish

'You can take down your little sign, Marlene, we're switching over to computers on Monday.'

Myanmar Business Policy

"Hard work got me to where I am today and yours will help ensure I stay there."

"The market was doing so well I decided not to hibernate this year."

'Face it, you've changed. The man I married would never subject his family to an annual cost-benefit analysis.'

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

"I stole a smart car and it took me straight to the police department."

"We're throwing out the old rules."

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.