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"She scares the hell out of me. She's brainy, creative and sexy."

'Can our software do that?'

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'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Dolores is so avant garde.

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

'...she still can't manage a decent sports metaphor.'

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

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"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"Respect the park's Natural beauty. No Instagram filters."

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"Ambitions . . . to replace mankind."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

...Shares can go up as well as down.

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"I've invented a software application for protecting our personal data."

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"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

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"Don't forget to click 'Reply All.'"

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"I'm transferring you to our new Asian affiliate, Hawkins. It'll be a great Korea move for you."

"It seems our new computer system is allowing us to implement idiotic ideas ten times faster than we've previously been able to!"

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"I'd love to chat, Dave, but unless it's high-powered, high-quality, high-finance, high-tech chat, I just don't have the time."