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New Hairdo

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"Trail mix?"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Queen of Upcycling!

Hither and Yon sign

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Don't even think about it."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Women in a cross country race

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Bear Signpost.

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Glass Ceiling

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

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