Tech Trailblazers Gifts

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

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'You can take down your little sign, Marlene, we're switching over to computers on Monday.'

"Technically, it's a breakthrough, but is there a demand for a riderless bike?"

"Yes, I did say your computer froze, but the heater isn't going to help."

'Can our software do that?'

Dawing your Cellphone

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Female business.

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"Ambitions . . . to replace mankind."

Ready for a run!

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

"I've invented a software application for protecting our personal data."

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

'Wheel.'

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"Don't forget to click 'Reply All.'"

"Just remember one thing. You wouldn't have your artificial intelligence without my actual intelligence."

"It seems our new computer system is allowing us to implement idiotic ideas ten times faster than we've previously been able to!"

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"I'd love to chat, Dave, but unless it's high-powered, high-quality, high-finance, high-tech chat, I just don't have the time."