Technological Trailblazer Gifts

'Old Man Crenshaw finally traded in his crow quill pen for a typewriter. If he gets a computer, he could reverse global warming.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'Can our software do that?'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Mac OS 20

Dawing your Cellphone

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

Ready for a run!

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"Respect the park's Natural beauty. No Instagram filters."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Ambitions . . . to replace mankind."

The Design Artiste

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

Facebook in the Boxing Ring

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."