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'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

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'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

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'YESTERDAY was tie down, sleeves up...today is tie up, sleeves down!'

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

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'You can take down your little sign, Marlene, we're switching over to computers on Monday.'

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

'Face it, you've changed. The man I married would never subject his family to an annual cost-benefit analysis.'

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

"We're throwing out the old rules."

"I stole a smart car and it took me straight to the police department."

'On the plus side, casino-style operations make it easier for women to break into investment banking.'

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'See, I told you we could cut out the middle men and sell the honey ourselves.'

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