Campaign Trailblazer Gifts

"You have Obama mania."

"I know you're angry at me - I'm angry at me, too!"

'How are you feeling today? Hopey, changey or both?'

JOE

"I know what it says, but you're not."

'We're looking for a candidate with a lot of experience - in fund raising.'

''Animals' Party', it was supposed to say 'Join the Animals' Party'!'

Campaign Trail FunFacts...Left of Center Progressive Liberal is the new 'Red'.

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

'Your candidate won?' 'No, we're celebrating the end of the 2008 political campaigns.'

"We leave 'will not be swayed by polls' in the speech. The focus group loved it."

'Psst, Senator, not that one -- that's your HIDDEN agenda!'

Taking Back The Government.

'I'd like to open the floor to questions, but my attorneys have advised me not to.'

All Our Politics Is Local (On Advice of Tip O' Neill)

'Romney, Romney, he's our man! If he can't do, NOBODY can...!!'

'We're experts at growing corn, along with early-season Presidential politics, right here in our state.'

Sarah Palin: WTF?! 'OMG! Obama's WTF moment...!

"Voters, voters, voters..."

The party of 'NO'

Election UK Leaders' Big Debate.

'Make Them Paisley!'

Obama TV Commercial

"We couldn't get a Quorum again - everyone is at fundraisers."

'Barry, old pal, we're due at a fund-raiser... Barry?'

Political convention

David Bellamy

"Top this, smart guy!"

'Vote for Me.'

'...But enough about me....'

Vote Klepner - Campaign Promises Available Upon Request.

Politician with lots of address books

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

Lieberman in denial

The Battle Is Joined