Ballot Trailblazer Gifts

The First Vote

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Overworked in the office

Political convention

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Hither and Yon sign

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Trail mix?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Don't even think about it."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Women in a cross country race

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'...she still can't manage a decent sports metaphor.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

Glass Ceiling

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

David Bellamy

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

National Park Map