Trading Trailblazer Gifts

'I'm not buying or selling. I'm renting.'

Daytraders' Park: Water, Electric & Free Stock Trades.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Hither and Yon sign

"Draw your own path."

"Trail mix?"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Sport Utility Boot.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Don't even think about it."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

Women in a cross country race

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

Take a hike.

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

Glass Ceiling