Mountain Trailblazer Gifts

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

Mountain Climber with a Butler

DoctorGuru - 'Do you have an appointment?'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The experienced backpacker.

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Overworked in the office

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Hither and Yon sign

"Trail mix?"

Sport Utility Boot.

"Draw your own path."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Don't even think about it."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Women in a cross country race

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'