Trekking Trailblazer Gifts

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The experienced backpacker.

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Sport Utility Boot.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Trail mix?"

"Draw your own path."

Hither and Yon sign

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Don't even think about it."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Women in a cross country race

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"