Quirky Trailblazer Gifts

"Different? Hey, we could use different."

"Personally, I prefer it when he wears my underwear."

The experienced backpacker.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Hither and Yon sign

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Trail mix?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Don't even think about it."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Women in a cross country race

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"Quick swig first?"

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Bear Signpost.

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

Glass Ceiling

National Park Map

"Your bone."

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.