Comedic Trailblazer Gifts

Skier looking at a sign with arrows pointing in different directions all reading "SNOW."

The experienced backpacker.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Overworked in the office

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Trail mix?"

Hither and Yon sign

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Don't even think about it."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Women in a cross country race

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

See you at Charing Cross!

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

Bear Signpost.

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

Glass Ceiling

National Park Map

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

"You can take her ... just pretend she's my mother."