Comedic Trailblazer Gifts

Skier looking at a sign with arrows pointing in different directions all reading "SNOW."

The experienced backpacker.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Overworked in the office

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Hither and Yon sign

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Trail mix?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Don't even think about it."

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Women in a cross country race

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

See you at Charing Cross!

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Glass Ceiling

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

National Park Map

Nearest Backache Specialist.

"You can take her ... just pretend she's my mother."

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.