Trend Trailblazer Gifts

Fittings for jeans: 'unfortunate paunch', 'persistent lumps', 'just weird.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Overworked in the office

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Is the MSG local?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Trail mix?"

Queen of Upcycling!

Hither and Yon sign

"Don't even think about it."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Women in a cross country race

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Dolores is so avant garde.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

Glass Ceiling

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."