Retail Trailblazer Gifts

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Overworked in the office

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"Draw your own path."

"Trail mix?"

Queen of Upcycling!

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Sport Utility Boot.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Hither and Yon sign

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Don't even think about it."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Dolores is so avant garde.

Women in a cross country race

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'