Retail Trailblazer T-Shirts

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Overworked in the office

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"Draw your own path."

"Trail mix?"

Sport Utility Boot.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Hither and Yon sign

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Queen of Upcycling!

"Don't even think about it."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

Dolores is so avant garde.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Women in a cross country race

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"