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Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Overworked in the office

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Trail mix?"

Hither and Yon sign

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Queen of Upcycling!

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"Don't even think about it."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Women in a cross country race

Dolores is so avant garde.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'...she still can't manage a decent sports metaphor.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Glass Ceiling

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

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