Promotional Trailblazer Mugs

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Overworked in the office

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Queen of Upcycling!

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Trail mix?"

Hither and Yon sign

"Don't even think about it."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Women in a cross country race

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Dolores is so avant garde.

'...she still can't manage a decent sports metaphor.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Glass Ceiling

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

Bear Signpost.

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"