Publishing Trailblazer Mugs

"The quality of the writing is an embarrassment, it has no style, no fluency, no soul!"

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Overworked in the office

'Can our software do that?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Dawing your Cellphone

"Trail mix?"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Hither and Yon sign

"Don't even think about it."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Women in a cross country race

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

'...she still can't manage a decent sports metaphor.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

Ready for a run!

Glass Ceiling

"Ambitions . . . to replace mankind."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."