Trail Blazer Gifts

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'

Fork in the trail.

YEP, YOU'RE LOST,

Peak and off peak.

'Next time try not to venture off the road. The brush gets a little thick in there.'

Motorcyclist.

North South.

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

Gluten-free area.

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

Ring 07831172031 to overtake.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

All trails go nowhere.

"David's a compulsive rambler"

Miles/Blisters.

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

'Woodland walk' (tree stumps).

ONWARDS / UPWARDS

'Ready to trudge?'

Echo Echo Point Point.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Apparently we are off the right of way."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

All Trails Lead to Rome

Hiking.

"Nothing refreshed Jane more than spending the weekend tripping her way through the forest."

"Much better than those fiddly maps - we need never get lost now!"

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

Danger, uneven surface ahead.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"When I meet hikers of a different ethnicity I try to talk to them longer than I have to so everyone can see that I'm not a racist."

Take a hike.

"We definitely weren't that happy on our way up."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"