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Fittings for jeans: 'unfortunate paunch', 'persistent lumps', 'just weird.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Overworked in the office

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Queen of Upcycling!

Hither and Yon sign

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Trail mix?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Is the MSG local?"

"Don't even think about it."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Dolores is so avant garde.

Women in a cross country race

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

Glass Ceiling

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."