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The He-Man Bag

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

This Spring Try Life's End: Clothing For People Who Have Just Given Up

"Frankly, Edna, I think it's more noticeable than your shoes not matching your dress."

Punk's Spiky Hair Serves as a Bed of Needles.

'Debbie, something is here to see you!'

'These kids today look absolutely ridiculous.'

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

'Nice brain ring Harold!!'

"Ben's not the first salesman to reach the million dollar mark in his rookie year, but he's the first one to do it with bangs."

"Geoffrey's rewilding."

"The Prince was upset, but really if one is buxom, what is the problem with having a bosom tattoo in this day and age?"

"I didn't know you had nipple rings, Kevin."

Scot Shops For A Girls' Bicycle

"A tattooed lady? Who wants to see one of those!"

"Nope...your 'Comb Over Ponytail' still isn't trending."

"Where's the plug out of the sink gone?"

"Ah, I knew that turban would look good on you. Very nice. Now, we need somebody to relocate to Pakistan."

Maude goes out dressed on a shoestring

'Can you give me a Dalmatian look dude?'

Dolores is so avant garde.

Model Village

Queen of Upcycling!

'It's english for fortune...'

Tattooing Medals

'Um, nice tie. Birthday present?'

'Which one suits me - the John D. Rockefeller or the Andrew Carnegie?'

The Board of Directors were unsure about Marvin. Somehow, they knew he was the sort of employee who would want to do things differently.

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

The great thing about polka dots is that one more dot won't hurt.

'Please, 'Mr. Never-wears-pants' was my father's name. Call me Gary.'

'...it's a lifestyle thing.'

Yearbook photos from Miss Bubble's Hair Styling School.

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