Trading Trailblazer T-Shirts

'I'm not buying or selling. I'm renting.'

Daytraders' Park: Water, Electric & Free Stock Trades.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Trail mix?"

Sport Utility Boot.

Hither and Yon sign

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Draw your own path."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

"Don't even think about it."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Women in a cross country race

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Glass Ceiling

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Take a hike.

Bear Signpost.