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Amelia Earhart

Mary Seacole

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"Is the MSG local?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Trail mix?"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Hither and Yon sign

"Don't even think about it."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Women in a cross country race

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Glass Ceiling

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

Bear Signpost.

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

National Park Map

'Okay. Tiger took care of golf. Serena did her part at Wimbeldon. That brings us to the final frontier... hockey.'

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"Your bone."

"You can take her ... just pretend she's my mother."

Nearest Backache Specialist.