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Amelia Earhart

Mary Seacole

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Hither and Yon sign

"Is the MSG local?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Trail mix?"

"Don't even think about it."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Women in a cross country race

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Glass Ceiling

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

National Park Map

Nearest Backache Specialist.

"You can take her ... just pretend she's my mother."

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"Your bone."

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