Political Trailblazers Pillows

The 2012 campaign trail runs through these troubled areas.

Political convention

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

Desk sign: 'Brown-nose'.

David Bellamy

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Taking Back The Government.

"We wish we could drink the water."

Start up

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

'Well, at least he's an honest politician.'

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

Margaret Cavendish

'The Senator's afraid he's irked his base. I don't know if he needs political advice or medical attention.'

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

"Good news-- people are no longer calling your campaign quixotic."

Election UK Leaders' Big Debate.

"Why would anyone question her abilities..."

'I still love you, Harold, but I'm moving to another state and running for the Senate.'

Obama TV Commercial

"He's the most powerful man in the senate."

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

'Make Them Paisley!'

"Okay, we all know how this is done. There are 4 of you and only 3 regional manager openings. Margaret - start the music."

'I didn't care much for the first ACA, but I'd like to suggest a second ACA. The 'Affordable Congressman Act.''

Politician with lots of address books

"It's a seasonal thing....Like the first gritters of the winter and the first cuckoo of spring!"

"What factors influenced your decision to use this particular exit?"

Election Celebration: '...we're celebrating the end of the 2012 political campaigns.'

"I know you're angry at me - I'm angry at me, too!"

'Psst, Senator, not that one -- that's your HIDDEN agenda!'

"Jobs, jobs, jobs."