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"I decided to form a breakaway group." ('Womensa').

'Can our software do that?'

Dawing your Cellphone

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

Female business.

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

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"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

Ready for a run!

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Ambitions . . . to replace mankind."

"Respect the park's Natural beauty. No Instagram filters."

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"Don't forget to click 'Reply All.'"

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

Start up

"I've invented a software application for protecting our personal data."

"It seems our new computer system is allowing us to implement idiotic ideas ten times faster than we've previously been able to!"

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

"I'd love to chat, Dave, but unless it's high-powered, high-quality, high-finance, high-tech chat, I just don't have the time."

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'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

"I'm not looking forward to telling the 300 salesmen we're going to start selling on the internet."

'You can take down your little sign, Marlene, we're switching over to computers on Monday.'

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

Margaret Cavendish

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

"Since you applied here your tech skills have become obsolete."