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"I decided to form a breakaway group." ('Womensa').

'Can our software do that?'

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'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

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"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

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"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"Ambitions . . . to replace mankind."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

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"Don't forget to click 'Reply All.'"

"I've invented a software application for protecting our personal data."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

"It seems our new computer system is allowing us to implement idiotic ideas ten times faster than we've previously been able to!"

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"I'd love to chat, Dave, but unless it's high-powered, high-quality, high-finance, high-tech chat, I just don't have the time."

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'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

"I'm not looking forward to telling the 300 salesmen we're going to start selling on the internet."

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

'You can take down your little sign, Marlene, we're switching over to computers on Monday.'

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'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

"I stole a smart car and it took me straight to the police department."

"Since you applied here your tech skills have become obsolete."