Campaign Trailblazers Pillows

Lemmings, Moths to Flames and Liberal Democrats

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Political convention

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

Palin 2012

Jerry Brown.

Running for Congress

David Bellamy

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

'Unlimited corporate spending does not lead to the 'appearance' of corruption. Haha! Get it?'

Taking Back The Government.

Fahrenheit 911.

'Well, at least he's an honest politician.'

Tony Blair

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

"Why would anyone question her abilities..."

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

Vote Smith. That guy is a perpetual candidate - He's always running for something. He has a "promising" career!

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

"Good news-- people are no longer calling your campaign quixotic."

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

Obama TV Commercial

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

'The Senator's afraid he's irked his base. I don't know if he needs political advice or medical attention.'

'I still love you, Harold, but I'm moving to another state and running for the Senate.'

Election UK Leaders' Big Debate.

Margaret Cavendish

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

Scott Walker keeps his job.

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."