Campaign Trailblazers Pillows

Political convention

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

Palin 2012

Jerry Brown.

David Bellamy

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

'Unlimited corporate spending does not lead to the 'appearance' of corruption. Haha! Get it?'

Taking Back The Government.

Tony Blair

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

'Well, at least he's an honest politician.'

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

Obama TV Commercial

Election UK Leaders' Big Debate.

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

'The Senator's afraid he's irked his base. I don't know if he needs political advice or medical attention.'

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

Margaret Cavendish

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

"Good news-- people are no longer calling your campaign quixotic."

Scott Walker keeps his job.

'I still love you, Harold, but I'm moving to another state and running for the Senate.'

"Why would anyone question her abilities..."

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

'The press is calling you overconfident. Stop using ‘Hail To The Chief' as your ringtone.'