Capital Campaign Trailblazer Pillows

"Dad, would you consider a leadership gift to my snowboard capital campaign?"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

National Everything Awareness Day

Political convention

Save the unicorn.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

Palin 2012

Running for Congress

Save the termites.

David Bellamy

'Unlimited corporate spending does not lead to the 'appearance' of corruption. Haha! Get it?'

Taking Back The Government.

Fahrenheit 911.

'Well, at least he's an honest politician.'

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

Tony Blair

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

Scott Walker keeps his job.

"Good news-- people are no longer calling your campaign quixotic."

'The Senator's afraid he's irked his base. I don't know if he needs political advice or medical attention.'

Election UK Leaders' Big Debate.

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

Vote Smith. That guy is a perpetual candidate - He's always running for something. He has a "promising" career!

Obama TV Commercial

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

'I still love you, Harold, but I'm moving to another state and running for the Senate.'

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

'The press is calling you overconfident. Stop using ‘Hail To The Chief' as your ringtone.'

"We all know the Senator's position regarding term limits."