Capital Campaign Trailblazer Pillows

"Dad, would you consider a leadership gift to my snowboard capital campaign?"

National Everything Awareness Day

Political convention

Save the unicorn.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

Palin 2012

David Bellamy

Save the termites.

'Unlimited corporate spending does not lead to the 'appearance' of corruption. Haha! Get it?'

Taking Back The Government.

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

'Well, at least he's an honest politician.'

Tony Blair

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"Good news-- people are no longer calling your campaign quixotic."

'The Senator's afraid he's irked his base. I don't know if he needs political advice or medical attention.'

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

'I still love you, Harold, but I'm moving to another state and running for the Senate.'

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

Scott Walker keeps his job.

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

Election UK Leaders' Big Debate.

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

Obama TV Commercial

'The press is calling you overconfident. Stop using ‘Hail To The Chief' as your ringtone.'

"We all know the Senator's position regarding term limits."

'I wrote my own speech once. It didn't sound like me at all!'