Capital Campaigner Pillows

"I'm sorry, but this is a capital campaign."

"Good boy."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

National Everything Awareness Day

'If only every year was an election year.'

Save the unicorn.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

Palin 2012

Jerry Brown.

Patrick Hendy Rodham Clinton

Save the termites.

Debating Society. I can accept that money is speech as long as we can agree that some spending is like yelling fire in a theater.

"With great power comes great reward."

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Political Debate, 'I'd like a word with the debate chairman.'

Fahrenheit 911.

"Rudy, did you realize it's illegal for a boss to tell his minion how to vote?...And that therefore, I would never tell you to vote for my friend Patsy Marionette, for city council?"

"If talk is cheap, why do candidates need super PACs to finance elections?"

Cherchez la femme

The Wall St. 'fat cats' are going to pay for this mess. And that payment will come in the form of a contribution to my re-election campaign.

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

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News and Magazines. Campaign Fundraising Heats Up. It says this election cycle is expected to break all records in the amount of money spent on free speech.

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

Trump promises versus reality.

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

Approved Debate Questions

Tony Blair