Campaign Champion Pillows

National Everything Awareness Day

'Well, at least they can't make things any worse.' - 'YES, WE CAN!'

The End of Bert's Attempt to Campaign Reform: 'I think you should stop now before you burn another hole in the ozone.'

Save the termites.

"This is Baldo Bermudez reporting from the immigration demonstrations to see what students really think!"

"Good boy."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'If only every year was an election year.'

Political convention

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Palin 2012

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

Jerry Brown.

Social Worker

Patrick Hendy Rodham Clinton

Running for Congress

"With great power comes great reward."

David Bellamy

Debating Society. I can accept that money is speech as long as we can agree that some spending is like yelling fire in a theater.

The nonprofit dog fight.

'We need to start dividing the housework for more peaceful marriages?' - What they'd say if they really wanted the women's vote.

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Political Debate, 'I'd like a word with the debate chairman.'

Taking Back The Government.

Fahrenheit 911.

The Wall St. 'fat cats' are going to pay for this mess. And that payment will come in the form of a contribution to my re-election campaign.

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

'Well, at least he's an honest politician.'