Campaign Champion Prints

National Everything Awareness Day

'Well, at least they can't make things any worse.' - 'YES, WE CAN!'

The End of Bert's Attempt to Campaign Reform: 'I think you should stop now before you burn another hole in the ozone.'

Save the termites.

"This is Baldo Bermudez reporting from the immigration demonstrations to see what students really think!"

"Good boy."

'If only every year was an election year.'

Political convention

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

Palin 2012

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

Jerry Brown.

"With great power comes great reward."

David Bellamy

Social Worker

The nonprofit dog fight.

'We need to start dividing the housework for more peaceful marriages?' - What they'd say if they really wanted the women's vote.

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Political Debate, 'I'd like a word with the debate chairman.'

Taking Back The Government.

Approved Debate Questions

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

vote

The Wall St. 'fat cats' are going to pay for this mess. And that payment will come in the form of a contribution to my re-election campaign.

"Rudy, did you realize it's illegal for a boss to tell his minion how to vote?...And that therefore, I would never tell you to vote for my friend Patsy Marionette, for city council?"

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"Thank you."