Faith Sharer Gifts

"Why do I bother to evangelize online when no one listens?"

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

'I'm an atheist!'

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

Nun Binning the Devil

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

'Get an afterlife!'

Chill Out Worshippers!

Saying Grace.

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Holy Bible

"Please, Lord, enough already."

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'