Faith Thinker Gifts

Thomas didn't invite anyone to his Bible study, misunderstanding the definition of a small group.

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

reincarnated worm...

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

Christian and Born again Christian...

"God works in mysterious ways."

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

Thomas Cranmer

'To be honest, it's a bit hard to swallow.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven