Religious Thinker Gifts

10 Commandments Exceptions.

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

"What with all we've been through, we were hoping for something more middle-of-the-road."

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'Those aren't very INCLUSIVE!'

Bishop looking non plussed with a shepherds' crook for a question mark above his head.

Church: 'We reserve the right to refuse salvation to anyone.'

'There is some rich guy trying to get in...what's our policy these days...'

'Get an afterlife!'

Jesus sitting by the cross.

'Uh, is there a TEACHER'S edition?'

'How would Jesus register?'

Pope and Condoms

'Luckily God only needed 10 laws...'

"Oh that's a missionary school."

"That stuff sounds like PROFILING!"

"He certainly makes sin sound exciting."

"If God asked you to, would you kill your baby brother?"

"If Jesus had actually been born white in the Middle-East - that would have been the miracle."

"Ed here has a question about the origin of life, sir."

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

"Today's message will be non-controversial, seeker friendly, and unchallenging in any way."

Christian and Born again Christian...

"How far back does your religion allow people to go to heaven? Neanderthals? Homo Habilis? Pliopithecus? Or only Homo Sapiens?"

'I didn't think the Rapture would be weightist.'

"O.K., the first rule of Bible Club is: always talk about Bible Club."

"Everyone wants to know what Jesus would do. No one ever asks how Jesus is feeling about his complicated relationship with his father."

Miraculous Architecture

Daily Devotional

"And to those of you who did contribute to the church fund—our blessings."

"I don't see HIS name on it."

Papa Ratzi

Missionary Statement: Spread the Word.