Religious Thinkers Gifts

"'Thou shalt not covet ______'? Aren't we getting a little specific, Lord?"

'Before you can love your enemy, you gotta make one.'

Worst camping trip ever.

Jewish Deep Thinker

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

'Southwestern christian bible college, no drink, no drugs, no sex, no thanks'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

reincarnated worm...

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Well, we needed the rain."

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

A surprise in heaven

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Christian and Born again Christian...

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

The ten ammendments