Religious Thinkers Gifts

"'Thou shalt not covet ______'? Aren't we getting a little specific, Lord?"

'Before you can love your enemy, you gotta make one.'

Worst camping trip ever.

Jewish Deep Thinker

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

'Southwestern christian bible college, no drink, no drugs, no sex, no thanks'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

reincarnated worm...

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

The ten ammendments

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

"Lord, thank you for guiding me through the whole 'evolution by natural selection' thing."

Thomas Cranmer