Theological Thinker Gifts

Searching for a gift that resonates with a theological thinker? Our collection offers witty and inspiring products that honor their deep curiosity about faith. From quotes to artistic prints, these thoughtful items make their spiritual journey even more meaningful.

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'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?' mockup

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

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Vocation,vocation,vocation.

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'He'll need time to adjust -- he was a Unitarian.'

'He'll need time to adjust -- he was a Unitarian.' mockup

'He'll need time to adjust -- he was a Unitarian.'

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Fallen Angel

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'...And I give you dominion over all things... no, wait.. I've changed my mind...'

'...And I give you dominion over all things... no, wait.. I've changed my mind...' mockup

'...And I give you dominion over all things... no, wait.. I've changed my mind...'

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'Maybe you could find a sermon idea in HERE.'

'Maybe you could find a sermon idea in HERE.' mockup

'Maybe you could find a sermon idea in HERE.'

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"Of course there's a god... who do you think feeds us every day?"

"Of course there's a god... who do you think feeds us every day?" mockup

"Of course there's a god... who do you think feeds us every day?"

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"Hey Noah, there is a guy named Jonah who wants to book passage."

"Hey Noah, there is a guy named Jonah who wants to book passage." mockup

"Hey Noah, there is a guy named Jonah who wants to book passage."

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'Are they fresh?'

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"The Bible does not say that!... And if it does, it's taken out of context!... And if it isn't, it's just a metaphor!... And if it's not, it's not a big deal!... And if it is, then that's just how things were done back then!... And if... er... shut up

"The Bible does not say that!... And if it does, it's taken out of context!... And if it isn't, it's just a metaphor!... And if it's not, it's not a big deal!... And if it is, then that's just how things were done back then!... And if... er... shut up

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"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

"And lo, we made God in our own image.." mockup

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

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"Seminary didn't prepare me for this." mockup

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

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"Which carousel has the luggage from Purgatory?"

"Which carousel has the luggage from Purgatory?" mockup

"Which carousel has the luggage from Purgatory?"

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Regular Sermons - Fire & Brimstone Sermons

Regular Sermons - Fire & Brimstone Sermons mockup

Regular Sermons - Fire & Brimstone Sermons

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"Look, don't 'Amen' me, and I won't 'Amen' you."

"Look, don't 'Amen' me, and I won't 'Amen' you." mockup

"Look, don't 'Amen' me, and I won't 'Amen' you."

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'The new recruits don't seem to have the same gravitas for the calling.'

'The new recruits don't seem to have the same gravitas for the calling.' mockup

'The new recruits don't seem to have the same gravitas for the calling.'

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Social Networking in Heaven.

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'That 'Jonah' story sounded FISHY to me!'

'That 'Jonah' story sounded FISHY to me!' mockup

'That 'Jonah' story sounded FISHY to me!'

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'Science versus religion?'

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'On that Noah thing, just rinse and repeat as necessary.'

'On that Noah thing, just rinse and repeat as necessary.' mockup

'On that Noah thing, just rinse and repeat as necessary.'

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'If we're supposed to have eternal life, how come we were created biodegradable?'

'If we're supposed to have eternal life, how come we were created biodegradable?' mockup

'If we're supposed to have eternal life, how come we were created biodegradable?'

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Creationism - do you think I was born yesterday?

Creationism - do you think I was born yesterday? mockup

Creationism - do you think I was born yesterday?

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Jerry Falwell - Evangelist.

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'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.' mockup

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

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"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144." mockup

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

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'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.' mockup

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

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'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?' mockup

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

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"We only got six days of funding." mockup

"We only got six days of funding."

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Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'. mockup

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

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"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

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"It's OK, I'm preordained."

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"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water." mockup

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

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'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....' mockup

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

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"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything." mockup

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

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Ghostwriting the Bible

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Theological Thinker Gifts Collection

Theological Thinker Mugs

Discover our full range of mugs for theological thinkers—perfect for sparking conversation and reflection with every sip.

Theological Thinker Pillows

Browse our collection of inspiring pillows that bring thoughtful decor to any space—ideal for theological thinkers.

Theological Thinker Prints

Find the perfect art print to inspire and reflect your spiritual journey—great for theological thinkers wanting meaningful decor.

Theological Thinker T-Shirts

Explore our witty and insightful T-shirts designed for theological thinkers—wear your faith and curiosity with pride.