Faith Thinker Mugs

Thomas didn't invite anyone to his Bible study, misunderstanding the definition of a small group.

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

reincarnated worm...

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

Christian and Born again Christian...

"God works in mysterious ways."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Thomas Cranmer

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven