Faithful Thinkers Gifts

Succat Shalom

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

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"God works in mysterious ways."

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

'Okay - who leaked?'

'Is there something bothering you, besides sin, crime, hunger, that sort of thing?'

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

'Confusionism'

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

"I don't see why divine intervention and government intervention have to be mutually exclusive."

Jesus wept

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

"Hallelujah!"

'Have you got anything for omnipotence?'

Honk if you're holy.

George Santayana

'I inherited therefore I am'

Clerical Training Course - 'Gentlemen, we are here to practise what we preach.'

Soren Kierkegaard

'How do we know YOU'RE not bearing false witness?'

"If we're doing such a good job of keeping the devil away, how come we have so many of these infernal machines around here?"

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

'Pray for peace... or war.'

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

'His version of sin is different from the press account.'