Faithful Thinkers Prints

Succat Shalom

God Sneezes Out Creation

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"God works in mysterious ways."

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That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

'Okay - who leaked?'

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

'Is there something bothering you, besides sin, crime, hunger, that sort of thing?'

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

'Confusionism'

Jesus wept

'Have you got anything for omnipotence?'

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

Honk if you're holy.

"Hallelujah!"

"I don't see why divine intervention and government intervention have to be mutually exclusive."

'I inherited therefore I am'

Clerical Training Course - 'Gentlemen, we are here to practise what we preach.'

Soren Kierkegaard

'How do we know YOU'RE not bearing false witness?'

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

House of Wishful Thinking

"If we're doing such a good job of keeping the devil away, how come we have so many of these infernal machines around here?"

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

'Pray for peace... or war.'