Faithful Freethinker Prints

House of Wishful Thinking

God Sneezes Out Creation

Ban on Free Speech

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"It's o.k., come on out."

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

The Mainstream

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"God works in mysterious ways."

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

'Okay - who leaked?'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

'Is there something bothering you, besides sin, crime, hunger, that sort of thing?'

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

'Confusionism'

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

'Have you got anything for omnipotence?'

"I don't see why divine intervention and government intervention have to be mutually exclusive."

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

Jesus wept

Clerical Training Course - 'Gentlemen, we are here to practise what we preach.'

Soren Kierkegaard

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'